This comic is 100% accurate in that teachers must have Calvin and Hobbs or Far Side comics next to their doors.

I’m completely satisfied by realistic shooters thanks to Bad Company 2.  It helps when a good solid match can take over half an hour.  Thus I’ve had zero interest in that new Call of Duty game, especially since the company that made the good ones (1, 2, 4, and 6) are gone.  But it sounds like they’re trying their best in this new one.  Apparently this time around your experience gives you points which you use to unlock weapons, instead of waiting for the right level number.  That would be most helpful in Modern Warfare 2, since a few of my favorite weapons are still locked away after gaining prestige mode.  So it sounds like it’s shaping up well.

Too bad it’s not going to have tanks you can drive and knock down almost every building like a certain other game I’ll be playing instead!